1. If you toddler pulls away while nursing to entertain you with his beat boxing, it might be time to consider weaning.
2. If Cutie can and does put his leg up through your shirt and through your collar to rest his foot on your face while nursing, it might be time.
3. If you can't sit down without him flopping down on your lap and saying "peeese", it might be time. At least he says please.
4. If your toddler believes you are a cool refreshment that must remain exposed and available to him through an entire movie, it might be time.
5. If you start seriously pondering any of the crazy tactics used around the world, like rubbing dung or bitter concoctions on your milk producers, you know exactly what time it is.
